My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he`s a babe. He`s… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
It's not really the job of a public servant to inspire, but to get the job that the people demand done. The… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
It's a big culture of mind control too, MK-Ultra mind control rules in Hollywood. If you don't know that, google it and… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.” — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
