Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I have horrible stage fright - you know how you go through the bi-polar stage fright thing? Then you go on drugs… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I didn't know that being in a relationship meant you had to be nice. I thought it meant you had to hack… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D.… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
It's a big culture of mind control too, MK-Ultra mind control rules in Hollywood. If you don't know that, google it and… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I loved work and I loved pouring myself into the work, you know. It was the real life that I had trouble… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.” — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
