Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he`s a babe. He`s… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My husband says, 'Roseanne, don't you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?' Like I'm gonna turn off Wheel of… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
As long as your abuser has you scared, you will stay in the cycle of abuse. Thinking of solutions helps you to… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird? — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
It's not really the job of a public servant to inspire, but to get the job that the people demand done. The… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Everything that's written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I'm not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
This bugs me the worst. That's when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.” — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
