My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.” — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I used to play Barbies with my Mormon neighbor friend; it was always, "Oh, we're going to go on a date. Ken's… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I'm very introspective, and I mostly don't talk to people. I get into a real quiet, meditative place. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Those who can't do, teach. And, as Woody Allen says, those who can't teach, teach gym. And, as I say, those who… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Whatever helps you sleep is my opinion on the subject, and that's what I like about the western world's most popular religion,… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
The American people are sick and tired of this 'lesser evil' garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Suddenly, people had three phone numbers but never answered their phones. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Being hated and hunted and blamed for your own suffering makes people kind of testy, nervous, and on edge, and often fundamentalist… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My grandmother ... came here, not only like so many others because of the streets 'being paved with gold' and all, but… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
It's not really the job of a public servant to inspire, but to get the job that the people demand done. The… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
A lot of people who are actors and artists who work in Hollywood come from a background of abuse, and you can… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.” — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
