I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years.… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
When I was three, I fell and I got Bell's palsy in my face. My mom said the first day she called… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.” — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
![“I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps…” quote by Roseanne Barr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d57/roseanne-barr-1422_ability_i-first-would-allow-the-guilty-bankers-t_1122813.jpg)
