California Quote by Roseanne Barr

“I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.”

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You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'

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There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.

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I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate…

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Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

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Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why…

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My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I…

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I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what…

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I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.

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“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.”

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Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a…

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Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.

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Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been…

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Everyone in California is from somewhere else.

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Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check.…

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We need to incorporate that age-old concept of redemption into the work that we do in the criminal justice system in California.

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The Urban Literate Southern California Sub-Group of the Early Atomic Period has not yet produced a distinct body of folk music of its own.

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California is a place in which a boom mentality and a sense of Chekhovian loss meet in uneasy suspension.

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Many militarists would like to see California's votes vanish from the national electoral system, which would then become more Republican.

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When I started in California, people would say, 'Enterprise who?'

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Take one round-trip flight between New York and California, and you've generated about 20 percent of the greenhouse gases that your car emits over…

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These French-style caramels are handmade in California. It's always hard to give them away!

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The D.C. playbook is obsolete. It's time for the people of California to bring the agenda to Washington, not the other way around.

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While there is an attempt by the Trump people to say that California isn't really America. California certainly seems like America to me.

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