California Quote by Roseanne Barr
“I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.”
About This Quote
Source Stand‑up Comedy: Roseanne Barr, 1995
She jokes that marriage is limited to three chances, implying a legal penalty for a fourth.
In simple terms: Marriage is jokingly limited to three tries.
Take marriage seriously, not as a game.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- relationship advice
- legal discussions
- comedy writing
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Is marriage a game?
- What are the real consequences of divorce?
The joke oversimplifies complex marital issues.