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California Quote by Roseanne Barr

“I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.” quote by Roseanne Barr
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“I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.”

Roseanne Barr

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up Comedy: Roseanne Barr, 1995

She jokes that marriage is limited to three chances, implying a legal penalty for a fourth.

In simple terms: Marriage is jokingly limited to three tries.

Key Takeaway

Take marriage seriously, not as a game.

Themes

marriage humor legal satire relationships

Mood

sarcastic witty

Type

satirical humorous

When to use this quote

  • relationship advice
  • legal discussions
  • comedy writing

Key Concepts

social commentary hyperbole

Questions to Reflect On

  • Is marriage a game?
  • What are the real consequences of divorce?
A Different Perspective

The joke oversimplifies complex marital issues.

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