Bugs Quote by Roseanne Barr

My husband says, 'Roseanne, don't you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?' Like I'm gonna turn off Wheel of Fortune for…

— Roseanne Barr

“And onto the screen pops a couple of housewives who start having a poop fit when they see how clean their new dish soap…

— david james duncan

“I don’t want all these germs all over my kid. “What’s her name?” the woman asks. “Jamie.” I stare steadily at the crosswalk signal,…

— Elle Kennedy

If my wife is cooking a meal at home, which is not often, thankfully, but you know, she's doing (oh, she's good at some…

— Ken Robinson

When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?" there is no answer to be made.

— Miguel de Cervantes

I've had that conversation! "You had a minute! Why didn't you do that?" So if husbands could read our minds that would be great.

— Mila Kunis

I was playing an Ikea employee one time and a guy asked me about an armoire, so I ran through the store and he…

— Joe Gatto

Husbands shouldn't be the last to know. Husbands should never know!

— Nelson Rodrigues

When Roseanne read the first script of mine that got into her hands without being edited by someone else she said, 'How can you…

— Joss Whedon

Many a housewife staring at the back of her husband's newspaper, or listening to his breathing in bed is lonelier than any spinster in…

— Germaine Greer

“I fought the mighty urge to watch her put it on. My libido had just burst out of the closet and was tripping over…

— B. Justin Shier

“A wife who obsesses on "fixing" her husband only succeeds in demeaning him.”

— Michael Ben Zehabe