Fortune Quote by Roseanne Barr

“Shh! You’ll wake up my wife,” he replied, touching his lips to my temple. “Don’t worry. She’s okay with you being here. You were…

— Aly Martinez

“If you can't have frank and honest discussions with your partner about sex, you'd better be damn good with your hands.”

— Stuart Hazleton

“Do you think sex will be even dirtier once we’re divorced?” Patrick looks up from contemplating the chessboard. “Are you planning on sleeping with…

— Leta Blake

“Are you seeing anyone, Maggie?” My mother’s voice is low, the whisper reserved for talk of scandal—like premarital cohabitation and non-procreative sex. “Are you…

— Lexi Ryan

“Indeed. Oh, and Fal?” “Yeah?” “Get laid, while you’re up there, won’t you?” “Oh, God.” “Seriously. Your hymen’s going to grow back, it’s been…

— Meg Maguire

“Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules…

— J. D. Salinger

“She’s not walking the plank; she’s merely getting married—to a shady Russian mail-order groom. Did you take the pill I gave you? Take the…

— Kresley Cole

“I fought the mighty urge to watch her put it on. My libido had just burst out of the closet and was tripping over…

— B. Justin Shier

“I'll tell you what's wrong. You underestimate the power of sex." - Mr. Forever”

— Sara Daniel

“I don't know how many marriage breakups are caused by these movie-and television-addicted women expecting some bouquets and kissing and hugging and being swept…

— Malcolm X

“Some men want to go out with a bang. Personally, I'd rather not die from sex. I mean, what will my wife think when…

— Jarod Kintz

“Do you want to marry me?' "Yes." "Do you want to have kids with me?" "Someday." "Do you ever miss taking your pill?" "Never."…

— Molly McAdams