Alive Quote by Roseanne Barr
“I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.”
About This Quote
Source Interview: Comedy show commentary, 2003
A parent’s success is measured by the safety and well‑being of their children at day’s end.
In simple terms: Kids being safe means you’ve done your job.
Prioritize children’s safety and health.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- daily routines
- emergency planning
- health checks
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What does “doing your job” look like beyond safety?
- How do you handle parenting failures?
Success may be subjective; other aspects of parenting matter too.