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“I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.” quote by Roseanne Barr
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“I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.”

Roseanne Barr

About This Quote

Source Interview: Comedy show commentary, 2003

A parent’s success is measured by the safety and well‑being of their children at day’s end.

In simple terms: Kids being safe means you’ve done your job.

Key Takeaway

Prioritize children’s safety and health.

Themes

parenting responsibility care success

Mood

thoughtful supportive

Type

practical reflective

When to use this quote

  • daily routines
  • emergency planning
  • health checks

Key Concepts

child welfare family dynamics work‑life balance

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does “doing your job” look like beyond safety?
  • How do you handle parenting failures?
A Different Perspective

Success may be subjective; other aspects of parenting matter too.

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