The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My kids were completely out of control, while I was working fifteen hours a day plus weekends. I screamed a lot, something… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D.… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me.… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.” — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
