Argument Quote by Bill Engvall

“My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.” quote by Bill Engvall — Download Open image

“My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.”

Bill Engvall

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