Dumb Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dumb Funny Humor Marriage My wife Nails Spares Wife
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For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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I just don't like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
