Black Quote by Emo Philips

I was the girl in the black leather jacket with the black fingernails, picked up after school by guys with loud cars and motorcycles.…

— Melissa Marr

Just because he has black fingernails doesn't mean he's a monster-that's how you've defended yourself for years.

— Ellen Schreiber

“A cad of the lowest order with a soul as black as his fingernails.”

— P G Wodehouse

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

— Rodney Dangerfield

The Prophet had made dishonorable proposals to my wife... under cover of his asserted 'Revelation.'... Smith told his wife Jane the Lord had commanded…

— William Law

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

— Rodney Dangerfield

When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

— Rodney Dangerfield

If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce. Au…

— David Ginola

I told my wife, 'One woman, lots of toys!'

— Jason Momoa

“Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides it's all in the reflexes. ”

— Jack Burton

I'll never forget the day I went home and told my wife, 'I'll never be a kindergarten teacher.'

— Matt Nagy

My 3-year-old daughter told my wife she doesn't think I'm a pilot anymore because I don't fly. That was crushing.

— Jared Isaacman