Able Quote by Emo Philips

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.'…

— Emo Philips

“Dear God!” I screamed and buried my face in my pillow. “What?!” I heard him ask. “Did you see a roach?” “Why are you…

— Wendy Higgins

“I tried to beat the crap out of someone's fist with my face”

— John Corwin

“When you're small enough to have to look up at everyone around you, there's no such thing as a dirty fight. That's a new…

— Susan Ee

There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us. I never looked…

— Kevin Hart

So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No.…

— Chic Murray

You didn't have to take a punch for me, you know,' he said. 'I'm a lover, not a fighter.' 'You're a freak is what…

— Sarah Dessen

“First time I got punched in the face, I was like, 'Oh no!' but then I was like, 'This is a story.”

— Troy Barnes

“Then I'm afraid we'll have to lose our common ground." Flashing his fangs,he lunged forward.I drew my arm back and punched him full in…

— Kiersten White

“You didn't break my nose,” he says.“Too bad.”“No, that’s good,” he says. “Because I would've broken yours.”“You’d hit a girl?”“We fight all the time.”

— Dan Krokos

“You punched me! I was so nice and you just punched me! You busted my lip! Even though you tried to beat these nice…

— Jeremy Whitley

“Budge stomps into the room. “Do you know you have a blob of brown stuff on your nose?” “My life is in the crapper.”…

— Jenny B. Jones