Animal Quote by Bill Engvall
“I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you. Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it.”
About This Quote
Source Stand‑up Comedy: Live at the Comedy Store, 2005
Testing a dangerous invention requires personal risk, yet the tester prioritizes preserving his own safety over proving its durability.
In simple terms: He protects his own sign before testing the suit.
Key Takeaway
Safety first, even in humor.
Themes
comedy
risk
humor
Mood
lighthearted
ironic
Type
comedic
satirical
When to use this quote
- product testing
- public speaking
- risk assessment
Key Concepts
performance
safety
experimental design
Questions to Reflect On
- What does the sign symbolize?
- When is it okay to prioritize personal safety over proof?
A Different Perspective
Humor may downplay real danger.
