Quote by Scott Lynch Download Open image ““I hope a shark tries to suck your cock!”” — Scott Lynch ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'm partial to telling all the sharks they're not as cool as they think they are, and that it's people like them who bankrupt… — Chelsea M. Campbell Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you can get a shark to eat itself if you fill the water with enough blood.” — Shane Kuhn Copy Share Image
“ I hope there are zombie sharks in there and they bite you and you die! ” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“I wish I were a shark so humans would play with me with strange toys.” — Dan Jackson Copy Share Image
“I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“If you swim with sharks, make sure you have the appetite of a whale.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Shark snorts. “ Hope ? What’s that? I heard about it once, in a fairy tale.” — Darren Shan Copy Share Image
“If you mess with my friend, I will personally feed you to a great white shark.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Please, boy. Let’s not start out with either of us insulting the other’s intelligence. There are only three people in life you can never… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Gentlemen Bastards." hissed Locke, "do not abandon one another, and we do not run when we owe vengeance.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Ha! Yes. When anyone tells you habits die hard, Locke, they’re lying—it seems they never die at all.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“ESPARA, FORMERLY a seat of prestige only one step below Therim Pel itself, had descended from its imperial years the way some men and… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Advice,' Doña Vorchenza chuckled. 'Advice. The years play a sort of alchemical trick, transmuting one's mutterings to a state of respectability. Give advice at… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Ibelius," said Jean. "If what Locke is doing were lurking about, corpses could be acrobats.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“What an interesting choice of words. “Not real, and never were.” Could there be any more appropriate literature for men of our profession? Why… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Why were all his fantasies so calamitous for that table, which had done him no injury?” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“I more proudly take a speck from a man with empty pockets,” said Sabetha, “than riches from a man whose purse stays heavy.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“He was bewildered at how quickly he had escaped his old life and fallen into this new one with strangely pleasant crazy people.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
I think piracy is a bit like drinking. You want to stay out all night doing it, you pay the price the next day. — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
