Good day Quote by Bill Engvall

If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.

— Dana Gould

Ladies: If they weren't meant to be used to get attention, God would have put boobs in a different place.

— Nikhil Saluja

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers

— Tracey Ullman

If God Was A Woman.... All women would have the same size breasts

— Nikhil Saluja

Men: If you are a person of faith Sunday morning is a great time to get in touch with God and just how great…

— Anonymous

God created Adam master and lord of living creatures, but Eve spoilt all, when she persuaded him to set himself above God's will. 'Tis…

— Martin Luther

“Grandpa, what do you think, who’s a better creation of Allah’s, woman or man?" Mad winked at me, suggesting he knew the answer and…

— Petra Procházková

thus men forgot that all deities reside in the human breast.

— William Blake

I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter.

— Chuck Palahniuk

My god-life! who can understand eve one little minute of it? 'don't try' he said 'just pretend you understand.

— Kurt Vonnegut

“God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants.

— Carrie Prejean