Bags Quote by Bill Engvall

Someone said to me, "How's your rabbit food?" I said, "Fine." ... "How's your vulture food?"

— Doug Graham

I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a…

— Steven Wright

We are not like dogs who are kind of "What am I going to eat today? Oh, there is a rabbit; I am going…

— Benjamin Carson

Sometimes rabbits, like, turn me on. I don't know why.

— James Franco

Rabbits are very wise, very stealthy, and highly nutritious, which brings me back to very wise.

— Grass Hopper

I saw a dog in a cage. And that cage had a sign on it that said, 'I bite.' And I was like, 'That…

— Doug Benson

After all, one cant complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before…

— Eeyore

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I…

— Tim Vine

I hear a sudden cry of pain! There is a rabbit in a snare.

— James Stephens

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

— Amy Sedaris

Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.

— Sharyn McCrumb

I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.

— Ricky Williams