Lazy people know how to avoid jury duty, then again, who needs a jury ? — Grass Hopper Jury Copy Share Image
Blind as a bat ? What dat ? Dat be. I nose, ya dare, it's beautiful. — Grass Hopper Blind Copy Share Image
Patience, it will be a mere 100 yrs afore thy father release the to be wed. — Grass Hopper Marriage Copy Share Image
The ground my knees rarely find, yet, what you get at the end of the day... is a profound and sincere apology… — Grass Hopper Apologize Copy Share Image
Happiness is reliable access to; a home, food, an MP4, a few bucks, a good friend, a future, and … — Grass Hopper Friendship Copy Share Image
Appropriate is a word that people use when trying to avoid explaining what they're talking about. — Grass Hopper Appropriate Copy Share Image
Cotton shirt keepin me warm, ooohhh so good it feels, ooohh sooo good it feels, sadly takin off. — Grass Hopper Sunshine Copy Share Image
Mining is great, mining is fun, two extraordinary nuggets have I discovered, took less than 60 minutes, and I must confess that… — Grass Hopper Mining Copy Share Image
Mie may have been subjected to comments that could be considered offensive, comments directed at her, made by me, and I have… — Grass Hopper Truth Copy Share Image
Irony is higher taxes for celibatarian's, and lower taxes for the child bearing couples who are placing a greater demand on public… — Grass Hopper Children Copy Share Image
Genesis, forbidden fruit, a weasel that looked like a serpent, man and woman were good together, hence, if it talks it's no… — Grass Hopper Forbidden fruit Copy Share Image
Intersecting perpendicular lines. Sit upright, back straight ... intersecting are 5 lines which are parallel to each other, an upper body ...… — Grass Hopper More or less Copy Share Image
The biblical Job had everything until he got the s..t kicked out of him, humility had no part in it, young people… — Grass Hopper Bible Copy Share Image
Fully charged, and all dressed up in my Sunday go ta meetin clothes …Lord … Though I walk through the the valley… — Grass Hopper Dressed Copy Share Image
Truth Garden of Eden: is where agents of the law live out their existence in paradise with desirable young people.? Duty Probable… — Grass Hopper Garden of eden Copy Share Image
Creepy is crawling around out of view while I'm looking at worthy goods that aren't for you. — Grass Hopper Creepy Copy Share Image
Exquisite sittin one on other … mostly sittin still … settin the trail a blazin … while mostly sittin still … settin… — Grass Hopper Exquisite Copy Share Image
Time, bondage, it lays claim over my body, it lays claim over my mind, pulling me further and further from that which… — Grass Hopper Psychology Copy Share Image
Today is a step forward, a step backwards, or simply nuthins changin at all, and this logic is wrong because it is… — Grass Hopper Step forward Copy Share Image
Rabbits are very wise, very stealthy, and highly nutritious, which brings me back to very wise. — Grass Hopper Rabbits Copy Share Image
Good sports must always be recognized and appreciated, a big thumbs up to two really good sports. — Grass Hopper Good Copy Share Image
The rebel ought not be found in the pirates chest, tis caution that should beat in every horrible mess. — Grass Hopper Caution Copy Share Image
Resolve is, contact me and I'll talk to you, that's what I'm going to do. — Grass Hopper Resolve Copy Share Image
Ya thinks they do, buts they don't, dats why we calls it da city of clones. — Grass Hopper Clones Copy Share Image
Great day for surfing, sun is shining, huge waves rolling towards shore, and the ocean is … — Grass Hopper Great day Copy Share Image
Destiny is a direct line from top to bottom, actually it's a ray. Infinite in only one direction. — Grass Hopper Destiny Copy Share Image
Stumbled on sumthin on my way out, can't say what, sumthin bout a toy. — Grass Hopper Stumbled Copy Share Image
The real world is a bait and hook, and sometimes gettin caught is ... — Grass Hopper Bait Copy Share Image
Stolen from - N.rdc - she quoted - For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong… — Grass Hopper Problem solving Copy Share Image
The anchor does not lie beneath, it searches relentlessly for solid ground, naturally it binds from time to time… alas … should… — Grass Hopper Anchor Copy Share Image
Behold, from dust it was created, a parched palate, followed by your soothing touch, this shall never be forgotten, in memory of… — Grass Hopper Memory Copy Share Image
Apology to Mie - I stumbled onto you while monkeying around, and I sincerely apologize for any comments that you may have… — Grass Hopper Apology Copy Share Image
Mini heart attack Common sense ought to dictate that an incredible person should be left on course, reality is ... — Grass Hopper Common sense Copy Share Image
