Jury duty Quote by Grass Hopper Download Open image “Lazy people know how to avoid jury duty, then again, who needs a jury ?” — Grass Hopper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jury duty Lazy people
Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It's rare to find someone excited over jury duty. If they're out there, I've never met them. Not a one. When the summons for… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury… — DaniAlla And Her BFF Copy Share Image
The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who werent smart enough to get out of… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of… — Norm Crosby Copy Share Image
If I had it to do again, I would less often judge myself and more often ask for a jury. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Intersecting perpendicular lines. Sit upright, back straight ... intersecting are 5 lines which are parallel to each other, an upper body ... in addition… — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Patience, it will be a mere 100 yrs afore thy father release the to be wed. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Irony is higher taxes for celibatarian's, and lower taxes for the child bearing couples who are placing a greater demand on public services. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
The biblical Job had everything until he got the s..t kicked out of him, humility had no part in it, young people are creative,… — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Appropriate is a word that people use when trying to avoid explaining what they're talking about. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Fully charged, and all dressed up in my Sunday go ta meetin clothes …Lord … Though I walk through the the valley … The shadow …I shall fear no evil … cuz I'm fully charged … all dressed up in my Sunday go ta meetin clothes. — Grass Hopper Copy Share
Time, bondage, it lays claim over my body, it lays claim over my mind, pulling me further and further from that which I... — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Rabbits are very wise, very stealthy, and highly nutritious, which brings me back to very wise. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Hibernation, hibernation, it's no fun, tree bears like not hibernation, cuz it's no fun. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who werent smart enough to get out of… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
“But even democracies like ours are rife with corruption. The founding fathers had the right idea. They never envisioned professional politicians. They wanted citizen legislators, leaving their farms for a few years to serve their fellow man. A civic responsibility like jury duty. But under our current system, you almost have to be a megalomaniac to have interest in entering… — Douglas E. Richards Copy Share
Jurors should acquit, even against the judge's instruction . . . if exercising their judgment with discretion and honesty they have a clear conviction… — Alexander Hamilton Copy Share Image
The great thing about our system of democracy is when they call you for jury duty, you have to come... It's an honor and… — Antonio Villaraigosa Copy Share Image
Walk it out like an usher, if ya say , 'real talk' I probably won't trust ya, but if ya want to go to… — Andre 3000 Copy Share Image
It's rare to find someone excited over jury duty. If they're out there, I've never met them. Not a one. When the summons for… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
If you were summoned for jury duty and you didn't show up, what would happen? You'd be in jail! — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of… — Norm Crosby Copy Share Image
I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty! — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
Along with voting, jury duty, and paying taxes, goofing off is one of the central obligations of American citizenship. — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
