Went to the grocery store, got everything on my list and went up to the checkout. I put a bag of pet… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start… — John Updike Copy Share Image
All these years there had been a Tupperware container of bad language in her head, and now she opened it and all… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I love sea salt spray but I hate being salty from the ocean, so I'll always shower after surfing, shampoo and condition… — Laura Enever Copy Share Image
Koopsta Knicca, Gangsta Boo, Lord Infamous and Crunchy [Black]. The name of the group is Da Mafia 6iX. So like I said… — DJ Paul Copy Share Image
I Preserve the nonviable embryo in formaldehyde for future study. Lord Maccon has been drinking my samples. When confronted, he admitted to… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
If you're looking for can-do, earthy-crunchy attitude then you've got to go to Wisconsin. — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
Unlike dragons, I love spicy salsa. In fact, the spicier the better. For me, the ideal taco toppings are chopped onion, some… — Adam Rubin Copy Share Image
Superman, Superman, crunchy little Superman. Found you in a Cornflakes box. — Robyn Hitchcock Copy Share Image
My favorite food in the world is Mexican food. I'm not a dessert person. I'm more of a crunchy, salty girl. I… — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
I am interested in people who swim in the deep end. I want to have conversations about real things with people who… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Templeton was down there now, rummaging around. When he returned to the barn, he carried in his mouth an advertisement he had… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I happen to love coconut, particularly for that sweet and crunchy texture it adds to any dish. — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
If you say, 'Oh, there was a little bit of acidity from the lime juice on the left side of my tongue,… — Pete Wells Copy Share Image
Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got out my jar of ointment. I knew animators who had special containers for the ointment. Crockery, hand-blown glass, mystical symbols… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image