Beverages Quote by Gail Carriger

“Laboratory scientists use formaldehyde as a disinfectant or preservative. They don't fucking drink it.”

— Rory Freedman

“Listen, you machine,” he said, “you claim you can synthesize any drink in existence, so why do you keep giving me the same undrinkable…

— Douglas Adams

“He meditated resentfully on the physical texture of life. Had it always been like this? Had food always tasted like this? He looked round…

— George Orwell

I eliminated coffee and fish from my diet. The pesticides in coffee and fish, as well as the mercury in the latter, are considered…

— Constance Marie

“You have to be smarter, let’s say, than the German researchers who found liquid in a centuries-old container and simply drank the stuff, figuring…

— Adam Rogers

“Perhaps you see, therefore, why I think taste must come before nutrition? Our infatuation for the quasi-scientific has left us easy marks for con…

— Robert Farrar Capon

“Squatting upon the floor of the room, without any perceptible effort he passed into the hollow of his hand the contents of the rectum…

— Mary Roach

Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with? -Jules

— Pulp Fiction

“There's no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I've started drinking my own urine. I laugh spontaneously at nothing. Sometimes…

— Bret Easton Ellis

Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.

— William Shakespeare

“When you are faced with food that has been sterilized, fumigated, hydrogenated, hydrolyzed, homogenized, colored, bleached, puffed, exploded, defatted, degermed, texturized, or if you…

— Helen Nearing

“Like everybody else in the cocktail lounge, he was softening his brain with alcohol. This was a substance produced by a tiny creature called…

— Kurt Vonnegut