Humor Quote by Gail Carriger

Goodness gracious me,” exclaimed Alexia, “what are you wearing? It looks like the unfortunate progeny of an illicit union between a pair of binoculars…

— Gail Carriger

Got up this morning and could not find my glasses. Finally had to seek assistance. Kate [Winslet] found them inside a flower arrangement.

— Emma Thompson

“Those early spectacles were called roidi da ogli, meaning “disks for the eyes.” Thanks to their resemblance to lentil beans—lentes in Latin—the disks themselves…

— Steven Johnson

“But when you’re a kid it’s like you’re wearing these binoculars strapped to your eyes and you can’t see anything except what’s in the…

— Russell Banks

“Oh, the spectacles - I have to wear them when I go abroad, I have such kind eyes you see, beggars and things cluster…

— Nancy Mitford

I got binoculars 'cause I don't want to go that close.

— Mitch Hedberg

“The spectacle is a social relation between people that is mediated by an accumulation of images that serve to alienate us from a genuinely…

— Guy Debord

So you actually need spectacles,” Leo finally said. “Of course I do,” Marks said crossly. “Why would I wear spectacles if I didn’t need…

— Lisa Kleypas

I can't see. I used to wear glasses off stage. Now I'm thinking of getting a pair of contract lenses.

— Tommy Bolin

For me the whole world is like a gigantic theater in which I am the only spectator without opera glasses. The orchestra plays the…

— Isaac Babel

“the nose has been formed to bear spectacles—thus we have spectacles.”

— Voltaire

“They don’t make spectacles for you, do they?”

— K.J. Charles