When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
When I get married. WE AIN'T NEVER GETTING A DIVORCE! TILL DEATH DO US PART. better take your mad ass in the… — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life. — David Niven Copy Share Image
True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day. — James E. Faust Copy Share Image
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means you're MARRIED — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, Youre only interested in one thing, and you cant remember what it is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure! — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When a married man talks in his sleep, it's because he finally has the opportunity to say something without the wife interrupting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about? — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions. — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage — Superman Copy Share Image
Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. . — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more,… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
Pray for the love which allows you to see the good in your companion. Pray for the love that makes weaknesses and… — Henry B. Eyring Copy Share Image
