Funny Quote by Green Monk

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

— Robert Frost

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad,…

— Ray Romano

To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife.

— Dustin Hoffman

I'd almost say it's the worries that make married folks sacred to each other.

— Edith Wharton

To worry is to acknowledge that the world is unpredictable, and there is power in understanding one's own powerlessness at times. But too often…

— A. Lee Martinez

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

— W. Somerset Maugham

I think marriage scares a lot of men.

— Karrueche Tran

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

— Warren Farrell

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

— Oscar Wilde

You know what men are like when they want to get married, they want to get married.

— Lady Colin Campbell

There is nothing men are so anxious to keep, and yet are so careless about, as life.

— Jean de la Bruyere

When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place

— Anonymous