First time Quote by Ben Folds

If the second marriage really succeeds, the first one didn't really fail.

— Mignon McLaughlin

I would never marry a stupid man. Someone who argues, someone who fights, I cannot stand that.

— Saba Qamar

For every idiot there is an equally matching idiot of other sex and those intelligent ones never marry.

— Senoraroy

If I ever try to get married again, shoot me.

— Hugh Hefner

When I got married the second time. Well, I married the wrong person really.

— Kerry Katona

“You’re not actually going to marry this fucktard, are you?” –Jack”

— Nessie Strange

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“In all things in this life, we are told "It's okay if you don't make it the first time!", "It's fine if you don't…

— C. JoyBell C

It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.

— Anonymous

When you're married you try harder

— Anonymous

HUSBAND, SMART, One who thinks twice before saying nothing;

— Nikhil Saluja

“That's what most people don't realize; that's why one out of every two marriages fail. Because people go into them with hearts in their…

— Lielabell