Dumber Quote by Joe Ide

“What are the children of men, but as leaves that drop at the wind's breath?”

— Homer

“You told me your mother wants grandchildren.” “My mother wants George Clooney to move to the farm too but that ain’t ever going to…

— Amy Andrews

“We can’t get away with anything with children. They are keen and attentive, and they will eventually grow up to tell the story of…

— Sarah Mae

“The girl, the pretty little thing with the red hair, is she really worth all of this son?”“Yes, yes she is.”

— Amy Lunderman

“I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.”

— Robert Lynn Asprin

“Just that sons and fathers Are like mirrors and daughters are soft”

— Richard L. Ratliff

“...there are some children who aren't really children at all, they're just pillars of flame that burn everything they touch. And there are some…

— Sherman Alexie

“If not for a dumb beast's incomprehension at its own destruction beneath the loving hands of two heartbroken children.”

— Steven Erikson

“There are lots of things sons shouldn’t imagine about their mothers, above all what it was like to become one.”

— Bauvard

“And they all have pretty children, And the children go to school, And the children go to summer camp, And then to the university,…

— Malvina Reynolds

“I still think too much about the mothers And ask what is man born of woman. He curls himself up and protects his head…

— Czesław Miłosz

“His child was now officially smarter than he was, and he didn’t like it.”

— Kristan Higgins