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“Nestor wondered why the guy didn't stay around & be a hero…Nestor would have to find him & thank him personally. A black guy who shot grenades couldn't be too hard to find.” quote by Joe Ide — Download Open image

““Nestor wondered why the guy didn't stay around & be a hero…Nestor would have to find him & thank him personally. A black guy who shot grenades couldn't be too hard to find.””

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