“The Demon curled its lips back, revealing a double row of needle-sharp teeth. I considered changing my chosen course of action; I… — Robert Lynn Asprin Funny Copy Share Image
“The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that… — Robert Lynn Asprin Comedy Copy Share Image
“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Humor Copy Share Image
“Please ta meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz." "Oz?" "No Relation." "No relation to what?" I asked, but he was examining the room again.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Funny Copy Share Image
“Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Funny Copy Share Image
“My colleagues and I feel that independents like ElfQuest are nothing but sheep in wolves' clothing."- S. Lee” — Robert Lynn Asprin Comic books Copy Share Image
“They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero” — Robert Lynn Asprin History Copy Share Image
“I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Marriage Copy Share Image
“Guys getting in shape before joining an exercise class was not unlike the thing women do when they clean up before the… — Robert Lynn Asprin Exercise Copy Share Image
“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)” — Robert Lynn Asprin Faith Copy Share Image
“a feat which is not unlike tryin’ to hold a large beach ball under water while doin’ needlepoint,” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Now that we've got the whole story," he said solemnly, "now you can panic.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Relax, Stranger. Things are not as they seem.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Stranger Things Copy Share Image
“Went with one (Assassin) for a while... lovely lass, but she couldn't keep her mouth shut, even in bed. Sometimes I wonder… — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“Well, kid," Aahz said, sweeping me with an appraising stare, "it looks like we're stuck with each other. The setup isn't ideal,… — Robert Lynn Asprin Humor Copy Share Image
“Relax, Skeeve! This'll be easy, Skeeve! Trust me, Skeeve!' Boy Aahz, when you miss a call you don't do it small, do… — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“There's gotta be a way out of this dungeon."- G. Gygax” — Robert Lynn Asprin Gaming Copy Share Image
“action in an absence of information is wasted effort,” — Robert Lynn Asprin Hard work Copy Share Image
“I have also noted, over the course of our friendship, that his hearing is curiously erratic. He can hear a lizard-bird scratching… — Robert Lynn Asprin Friendship Copy Share Image
“Run through those time measurements again," Aahz grumbled. "In seconds, minutes, hours...." "Minutes! We've got a few minutes.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Time Copy Share Image
“One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing… — Robert Lynn Asprin Sleep Copy Share Image
