Funny Quote by Robert Lynn Asprin

“Sshhh…” she responded, entering my room with a”

— Rachel Higginson

“I'm just saying that if it were Anna, I'd want to meet her coworkers. See where she's spending her time." I stare at him,…

— Stephanie Perkins

“What’s your name?” “Stu.” He eyed me carefully. “You were asking some things? In the store?” His statements were inflected as questions. I”

— Jeffery Deaver

“I'm actually supposed to meet someone." Oz smiled. "A lady friend? I don't know why I'm surprised. Every girl on campus is talking about…

— Jon S. Lewis

“Naomi looked around the room, then down at the cup. Then back around the room. Then again at the cup. No. Way. “Hello?” “Hello!…

— S.A. Hunter

“There,of course,was Alex. He wasn't watching Amanda.He was looking over her head, his bored gaze skimming over the room. Before I could turn away,…

— Melissa Jensen

“Ah,” Aarush says. “Someone seems a little blue. Did that brother of mine’s get you?” I nod briskly. Except for me and my brother,…

— Nandanie Phalgoo

“Got any brothers or sisters?” “No.” “Not a real chatty gal, are ya?” “Exactly how am I supposed to expand on not having siblings?…

— Shelly Laurenston

“I'm not the distraction in the room." "Oh? And what might be?”

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?”

— Nenia Campbell

“You, Noah. None of that other stuff was real at all, but you always were. You might’ve had your reasons for meeting me, but…

— Stephanie Haddad

“Listen, Joe, is your offer to oh and ah over my presents still good?" "Sure." "Then give me a minute to close up and…

— Kathleen Gilles Seidel