Exercise Quote by Robert Lynn Asprin

“Most men spend quality time at the gym room because of what they see at a woman's full and finely-formed breasts.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“Fitness is like marriage, you can't cheat and expect it to work.”

— annonymous

The most common mistake when women go into the gym is to watch someone else do an exercise and start doing the same one.

— David Kirsch

“These are big, fat women who have to take a deep breath in the middle of each sentence. Hopelessly puff-faced pudgies who obviously couldn’t…

— Chris Crowley

“Girls that ate ribs, chewed tobacco, fought dirty, and had no idea what Pilates was. My kind of women.”

— Johnny Shaw

As a general rule, girls at the gym are not interested in a free power clean lesson from some doofus in a form-fitting Under…

— Sean Evans

“Abs are made in the kitchen, not the gym!”

— Scooby1961

“Oh, and be careful in gym. Mr. Shackleman makes all the pretty girls run extra laps so he can look at their asses.”

— Julie Buxbaum

Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.

— Anonymous

“Women get boob jobs to give themselves a certain edge. Frankly, I don't see why they nearly kill themselves trying to diet off their…

— Kim Brittingham

I see guys who are in the gym all the time, but their bodies are not a reflection of that. They look the same…

— Phil Heath

“She reckons most of those models eat about one carrot a week, chew cotton wool like race horse jockeys to keep thin, and smoke…

— Rae Earl