Comedy Quote by Robert Lynn Asprin

“I called, but the phones were all tied up. And so were the operators who normally answer them. Some were even gagged too.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It wasn't long before he spotted another pay phone, a slanted structure near the river, and Annie and Emma waited patiently while he once…

— Jennifer E. Smith

“In his pocket, the mobile phone beeped and wriggled. They'd said on the radio that the entirety of human knowledge was available on these…

— Tom Rachman

“I looked away quickly, trying not to read anything into that one simple word, and held up my hand. “Let me have your phone.”

— Kate SeRine

“On an impulse, I reached for the telephone, and then paused with the receiver in my hand. I stared down at the phone for…

— Jason Luke

“The phone wavered in Richard's hand. He was holding it about half an inch away from his ear anyway because it seemed that somebody…

— Douglas Adams

“The telephone was not yet at that date as commonly in use as it is today. And yet habit requires so short a time…

— Marcel Proust

“There was silence. No one looked at me. People pretended to be absorbed in their phones. One writer didn’t even have a phone, so…

— Mindy Kaling

“He backed away from me, clutching the phone to his chest. “What?” “Gimme the phone,” I commanded, holding out my hand. His head dropped…

— Karina Halle

“Hold on, woman!” Papa shouts as the phone is jostled on his end. “I’m asking her. No, she hasn’t answered yet. I just asked…

— Aurora Rose Reynolds

“After several missed calls and texts from Joey, I finally turned my phone off and kept it that way the rest of the day.”

— Jessica Daniels

“This was the downside to cell phones. It was nowhere near as as satisfying to press end as it was to slam a phone…

— Jenn McKinlay