Comic books Quote by Robert Lynn Asprin

“The Demon curled its lips back, revealing a double row of needle-sharp teeth. I considered changing my chosen course of action; I considered fainting.”

— Robert Lynn Asprin

“The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had…

— Robert Lynn Asprin

“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.”

— Robert Lynn Asprin

“Please ta meetcha, kid. I'm Aahz." "Oz?" "No Relation." "No relation to what?" I asked, but he was examining the room again.”

— Robert Lynn Asprin

“Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.”

— Robert Lynn Asprin

“They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero”

— Robert Lynn Asprin

“I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.”

— Robert Lynn Asprin

“Guys getting in shape before joining an exercise class was not unlike the thing women do when they clean up before the maid comes.”

— Robert Lynn Asprin

“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)”

— Robert Lynn Asprin

“a feat which is not unlike tryin’ to hold a large beach ball under water while doin’ needlepoint,”

— Robert Lynn Asprin

“Now that we've got the whole story," he said solemnly, "now you can panic.”

— Robert Lynn Asprin

“Meanwhile, back at reality..."- G.Lucas”

— Robert Lynn Asprin