Elves Quote by Janet Evanovich

“Elves are wondrous fair to look upon.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Nonsense. It's elves!”

— Natalie Babbitt

“Wondering aloud, If we were orcs, wouldn't we, at a racial level, imagine ourselves to look like elves?”

— Junot Díaz

“I could say "Elves" to him, But it's not elves exactly, and I'd rather He said it for himself.”

— Robert Frost

“Don’t let the bad elves get you.”

— Haruki Murakami

“ You're tell me those are gnomes pretending to be dwarfs pretending to be elves? Are you trying to play Six Degrees of Bilbo…

— Kevin Hearne

“Elves don't shimmer”

— David Rangel

“Have you not heard? Dark elves are psychopaths.”

— Anglia Spring

“Do not go to the elves for council for they will say both yes and no.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“But if I have to deal with another stupid elf and their mystic crap I swear I'm going to shoot them all in their…

— Larry Correia

“-Elves never make any major decision until they have thought the matter over for at least a year or two, gone round to all…

— Margaret Weis

“Great. He had a ranch with no power, a burgeoning blizzard, animals depending on him and now, a frightened, felonious elf to look after.”

— Roxanne Snopek