Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Transitions are critically important. I want the reader to turn the page without thinking she's turning the page. It must flow seamlessly. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My father hired you to protect me," Ahmed said, "not to go off chasing men." Grandma leaned forward, keeping her eye on… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, they're… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. "How does he always get food stuck to him?" I asked Morelli. "I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder." [Stephanie] "I'm rattled." "I have a cure." Oh, boy. He put… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Am I to assume you would rather not have us as clients?" "Let me think about that for a nanosecond," Dickie said.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I was on my back, looking up at Morelli through cobwebs, and my first thought was that the 7-Eleven victim had exacted… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You could be the Mega Mage of wizards. You could rule Minionfire. Do you really think so?' Yeah, but you'd have to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?' That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?' Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
She doesn’t know,” Cate said. “Kellen is a secret. I didn’t think my mother would approve.” “Why wouldn’t your mother approve?” Pugg… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?" I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
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