Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I've finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I don't want my readers slowed down by long passages of narrative. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset." Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Transitions are critically important. I want the reader to turn the page without thinking she's turning the page. It must flow seamlessly. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Why do you give me cars?" "It's fun," Ranger said."And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to our table and straddled Ranger. Want a private party?" she asked.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'd spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I went to the door, and Gary tried hard not to notice I was blue. He looked at his feet, and he… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Adaptation is one of the great advantages to being born and bred in Jersey. We're simply not bested by bad air or… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I took the stool next to him, raising an eyebrow at the coffee and cruller on the counter. "Thought you weren't into… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder." [Stephanie] "I'm rattled." "I have a cure." Oh, boy. He put… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I want to be there when you get Cubbin. And I don’t want to be left out of the television show either.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want? — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Pete- What does a woman want out of marriage? Louisa- Undying devotion and a warm place to put her cold feet when… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said. “I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'd slept with Ranger! Not sexually, of course. But I'd been in his bed. And then there was the evil shower gel.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
![“[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder." [Stephanie] "I'm rattled." "I have a cure." Oh, boy. He put the truck in gear and headed for the exit. "I know what you're thinking," he said. "And that wasn't where I was going. I was going to suggest work." "I knew that." He…” quote by Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a9c/janet-evanovich-291_boys_ranger-how-s-your-mental-health-he-asked_1428009.jpg)
![“He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us. "I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said. [Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked." "I wish you hadn't told…” quote by Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/248/janet-evanovich-291_babe_he-ranger-stopped-in-front-of-my-parents_2142810.jpg)
