Giving Quotes by Janet Evanovich

This is war,' I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war.

— Janet Evanovich

I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.

— Janet Evanovich

I can give you a better 'and then'," Ranger said.

— Janet Evanovich

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a…

— Janet Evanovich

And then it gets so hot that they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs."…

— Janet Evanovich

He doesn’t look very smart,” Diesel said. “He’s not even giving me the finger.” “Can monkey’s do that?” Hal asked. Carl gave…

— Janet Evanovich

You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities…

— Janet Evanovich

That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and…

— Janet Evanovich

Give me the gun." Ranger said. I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over. Ranger held the gun in…

— Janet Evanovich

Why do you give me cars?" "It's fun," Ranger said."And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you…

— Janet Evanovich

My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around…

— Janet Evanovich

Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my…

— Janet Evanovich

Babe,' Ranger said. 'Do something with her.' And he disconnected. I called Ranger back. 'No,' I said. 'And I need information on…

— Janet Evanovich

I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I…

— Janet Evanovich

Men!" "At least we don't fake it." "Listen, it was your uncle. And we were late, remember? So I made the sacrifice…

— Janet Evanovich

That’s nice of you, but it’s not necessary to loan me a car.” “I loan you cars all the time.” “And I…

— Janet Evanovich

Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the…

— Janet Evanovich