Mother Quotes by Janet Evanovich

“I don't want a new man." "I'll be dead someday," my mother said. "And then what? You'll wish you had someone." "I…

— Janet Evanovich

“Holy Mary, mother of God," my mother said. "You were being chased by Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, and a rabbit.”

— Janet Evanovich

My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating…

— Janet Evanovich

You must be a terrible burden to your mother. I am feeling so sorry for her not to have a proper daughter."…

— Janet Evanovich

“My mother fainted. Crash, onto the floor with the big wooden spoon still in her hand.”

— Janet Evanovich

Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right…

— Janet Evanovich

I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to…

— Janet Evanovich

Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room.…

— Janet Evanovich

My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around…

— Janet Evanovich

Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever…

— Janet Evanovich

Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts.…

— Janet Evanovich

She doesn’t know,” Cate said. “Kellen is a secret. I didn’t think my mother would approve.” “Why wouldn’t your mother approve?” Pugg…

— Janet Evanovich

“Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right…

— Janet Evanovich

“OKAY, SO HERE’S the thing. My mother’s worst fear has come true. I’m a nymphomaniac. I lust after a lot of men.…

— Janet Evanovich

Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the…

— Janet Evanovich

Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in…

— Janet Evanovich

“My mother was in the kitchen ironing. Physically she’s a younger version of my Grandma Mazur, and physically I’m a younger version…

— Janet Evanovich

He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were…

— Janet Evanovich