Humor-relationships Quote by Janet Evanovich

“Sounds to me like you're talkin' about the wrong things. Why don't you talk about other things? Like you could make a list of…

— Janet Evanovich

“You sure you don't want to go?” Grandma Mazur asked my mother. “I didn't know Moogey Bues,” my mother told her. “I've got better…

— Janet Evanovich

“Holy Mary, mother of God," my mother said. "You were being chased by Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, and a rabbit.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Your shoes, mother,” he said. He had never called her mother, not in his whole life.”

— Kyle Minor

“My mother said my father had a drop of dragon blood.” “Two drops. That, or a cock six feet long.”

— George R.R. Martin

A few months ago I was visiting my mother, and she said that as a child I had always wanted to learn everything, and…

— Mark Jason Dominus

“My mother always said - "Never run after a man or a bus - there is always another one coming.”

— Tessa Kiros

“What do you think?” I asked, a teasing smile curving my lips. “Did we know each other in another life?” He gave a faint…

— Angela Corbett

“They kissed to the symphony of frogs making a jailbreak, and it was a thing of beauty.”

— Mora Ash Wildes

“You astound me, Ava. I’ve never met a girl who would order what you just did in front of a guy.” “You mean lunch?”

— Nicole Gulla

“I wish for you four animals: a mink on the shoulders, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass…

— John Oldale

“I have something very important to say to you, but I can't tell you what it is. It's a very important thing, but I'll…

— Rhona Cameron

“In any perfect relationship men should remember it's a matter of direction; she takes what's right and you take what's left.”

— Solitaire Parke

“Men are very sensitive, Mma Makutsi. You would not always think it to look at them, but they are. They do not like you…

— Alexander McCall Smith

“Clay, if anyone followed anyone, it was me tagging along after you. I didn’t dare order you around.” “Load of shit,” he muttered, but…

— Nalini Singh