There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills," I said. "I just enter. I don't usually break." "You broke down Pitch's… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Babe, you’ve destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy’s nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger’s gonna hate this,” Tank said. “Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house?… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
A uniform cordoned off the area with crime scene tape. The M.E. pulled in and parked. There were two EMT trucks idling… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Why do you give me cars?" "It's fun," Ranger said."And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger removed my goggles "Would you like to come home with me?" I stepped away from him. "Thank you for the offer,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger cradled my face in his hands, using his thumbs to wipe the tears from my eyes. "The ceremony is over. Can… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger picked up and there was a moment of silence as if he was sensing me at the other end, taking my… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
One of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didn’t move fast enough, and Butch… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?" I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about Morelli. I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'd spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image