Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Remember, so swashing anyone into the trunk of your car!” “Sure,” Lula said, “I know that” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Every time I write 'Stephanie Plum', it's going to be Katherine Heigl's face there. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Stephanie Plum: Do you have your stun gun and pepper sray? Lula: Does a chicken have a pecker? I could invade Bulgaria… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ten minutes passed before his (Ranger's) Mercedes appeared at the end of the street, gliding through the rain, sleek and sinister, water… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“This cigarette tastes like ass," she said. I wasn't sure what ass tasted like, but she looked like she would know, so… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I was completely out of clean clothes. That meant I could be a slut and sleep naked , or I could be… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I kicked my shoes off, shuffled out of the black jeans and carted an armload of food into my bedroom. I switched… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Yeah. Almost as surprising as when you nailed me with your father's car." In the interest of avoiding confrontation, I felt compelled… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“The rain started a few minutes later, a fine mist at first, growing more steady as the miles flew by. The Mercedes… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was definitely wow. He stood half a head taller than me. He was perfectly toned muscle, and he had classic Latino… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“[Stephanie] "This won't be so bad," I said to her, making an effort at convincing myself. "How about your blanket? We could… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“...I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. "Listen to me, you two bags of… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“You sure you don't want to go?” Grandma Mazur asked my mother. “I didn't know Moogey Bues,” my mother told her. “I've… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Do you see that man in the black Porsche?" I asked the women. They squinted out at Ranger. "Yes," they said."Your partner."… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Stephanie Plum, off-road warrior. Now this was the way it should be, I thought. Taking action. Hauling ass in the woods behind… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Stephanie: “I have a list of Kenny's friends. I'm going to run through it.” Morelli: “Where'd you get this list?” Stephanie: “Privileged… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“My sex life is okay." "Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“It wouldn't kill you to flirt a little, so I don't remember this assignment as totally sucking. I'm babysitting a guy who… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Next time I fall in love it's going to be with someone who isn't an expert in fibbing." "You're in love with… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I had been going around to everybody saying Katherine Heigl has to be 'Stephanie Plum', and then one day, I got that… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
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