Diesel Quote by Janet Evanovich

“Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.”

— Kathy Bryson

“I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inner midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I was doing my little stand up shtick, the one I did for pretty girls, so they'd like me quickly and wouldn't try too…

— Emily M. Danforth

“Little Miss Sassy Panties is back and I laugh out loud at her. I know she doesn’t like it but damn she’s fucking comical…

— Ella Dominguez

“I have a past. You jealous?” “Nah. But I might have to do some sucking myself, make sure you appreciate me.” He set her…

— Susan Fanetti

“And yes, I came over here fully intending to seduce you." He lifted his head and whispered in my ear, "It's what I'm good…

— Kim Harrison

“I asked her, dreamily, if we had met, and when she told me that we had not, I gave her a little finger wave,…

— David Sedaris

“After I left here on Saturday, I decided never to see you again.” He was sliding the frittata under the broiler, so she could…

— Ruthie Knox

“He pulled me upright, my back against his hot, hard chest. Brushing aside my hair, he started a long trail of ticklish kisses that…

— Roxie Rivera

“Fine, I'll teach you,' 'Besides, there's only so many times a girl wants to fall on her butt in front of the boy she's…

— Joss Stirling

“Your mother mentioned she had a little girl. These are for you, sweetheart. Just a little something, heh heh." He handed me a wrinkled…

— Wally Lamb

“You wanted me to notice your ass when you turned? Mission accomplished. But I don’t like a tease, so don’t start something you can’t…

— J.A. Huss