Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“There are some men who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Since I write in first person and have no idea what goes on in men's heads. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Did you take Joyce's engine?' 'My instructions were to disable the car, but one of the men bet Hal a burger he… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman’s life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me—not forever, but… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Like 'Metro' and 'Motor,' 'Troublemaker' is written in first person. The only narration that happens is Barney speaking to the reader/thinking in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
That’s nice of you, but it’s not necessary to loan me a car.” “I loan you cars all the time.” “And I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight." [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?" "Told her I was gonna spend the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My father hired you to protect me," Ahmed said, "not to go off chasing men." Grandma leaned forward, keeping her eye on… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger removed my goggles "Would you like to come home with me?" I stepped away from him. "Thank you for the offer,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Morelli smiled. "It could have been Jenny Ragucci. That makes much more sense. I had good luck with sluts." I looked over… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
One of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didn’t move fast enough, and Butch… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Men!" "At least we don't fake it." "Listen, it was your uncle. And we were late, remember? So I made the sacrifice… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about Morelli. I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
![“She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight." [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?" "Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home." I could feel the heat rush to my face. Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it…” quote by Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/98e/janet-evanovich-291_faces_she-ll-be-back-ranger-said-but-not-tonig_402877.jpg)
![“He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time spent with him would ruin me for all other men. When he said it, I thought it was an outrageous threat. I no longer though it outrageous.” quote by Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/394/janet-evanovich-291_bed_he-ranger-peeled-my-stephanie-clothes-of_2292327.jpg)
