That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight." [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?" "Told her I was gonna spend the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Did you take Joyce's engine?' 'My instructions were to disable the car, but one of the men bet Hal a burger he… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“There are some men who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman’s life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me—not forever, but… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
One of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didn’t move fast enough, and Butch… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Like 'Metro' and 'Motor,' 'Troublemaker' is written in first person. The only narration that happens is Barney speaking to the reader/thinking in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My father hired you to protect me," Ahmed said, "not to go off chasing men." Grandma leaned forward, keeping her eye on… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger removed my goggles "Would you like to come home with me?" I stepped away from him. "Thank you for the offer,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Since I write in first person and have no idea what goes on in men's heads. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
That’s nice of you, but it’s not necessary to loan me a car.” “I loan you cars all the time.” “And I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Morelli smiled. "It could have been Jenny Ragucci. That makes much more sense. I had good luck with sluts." I looked over… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Men!" "At least we don't fake it." "Listen, it was your uncle. And we were late, remember? So I made the sacrifice… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
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