Cookie jars Quote by Janet Evanovich Download Open image “Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.” — Janet Evanovich ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cookie jars Cookies Done Gun Honey Jars Joe morelli Men
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
When the gunman realizes that nobody else is armed, he will lay down his weapons and turn himself in ... that's just human nature. — Dianne Feinstein Copy Share Image
A man may be hot but he's not when he's shot cause you can't get a man with a gun. — Irving Berlin Copy Share Image
A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator. — Homer Copy Share Image
You can't put a gun in the hands of someone who represents a danger to themselves or society. — Thom Tillis Copy Share Image
A gun doesn't have the brain to hate with, or a finger to pull the trigger, so the problem isn't the gun. — Alan Gottlieb Copy Share Image
Carryin' a gun is a chancy thing. Sooner or later a man is put in a position to use it. And a body has… — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me.… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
[On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him,… — Kathie Lee Gifford Copy Share Image
He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar And both… — Hilary Weeks Copy Share Image
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
Look at the reactions of liberal governments to the surveillance revelations during the last years. In the United States, we've got this big debate,… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
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