It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Joe" I said. "It's Stephanie." "Does this involve death?" "Not yet." "Does this involve sex?" "Not yet." "I can't imagine why else… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Stephanie: “I have a list of Kenny's friends. I'm going to run through it.” Morelli: “Where'd you get this list?” Stephanie: “Privileged… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“My sex life is okay." "Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Next time I fall in love it's going to be with someone who isn't an expert in fibbing." "You're in love with… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
