Death Quote by Janet Evanovich

You owe me!" -Stephanie "Why do I owe you?" -Joe "I caught your no good cousin." -Stephanie "Yeah and in the process you burned…

— Janet Evanovich

“That’s my second rule of life,” Dan said. “There’s always a guy named Joe.”

— Jude Watson

Is Joe your father, Zach?' I don't know where the question came from, but it was out, and I couldn't take it back even…

— Ally Carter

“Maybe I'm just gonna kill you," says Mike, peeved at being predictable. "You ever think of that?" "No, Mike. Because if you wanted me…

— Eoin Colfer

“Then Joe said, “I know what it was — split personality — when a man is two people at once.” “Huh?” Danny grunted. “Sure.…

— Jay Williams

“Aren't you going to answer it?" Lopez asked. "I'm afraid it's my mother," I said. "She calls on Sundays?" "No, she calls whenever things…

— Laura Resnick

“Mom!" Becca stared at her. "You think—you think I'm dating Michael?" Her mom stared back at her, obviously thrown. "You're not?" This would be…

— Brigid Kemmerer

“Joe!' he called. 'Hey, honey, can you get the pretty girl a Coke?' 'Only if you stop calling me *honey*,' the bartender, a bearded…

— Kody Keplinger

“Connie, have you been trying to call me?" No Archie. "Well, my phone has not been ringing all day, and I thought it might…

— Lawrence Sanders

“Injun Joe studied the body for a moment, his eyes sad. Then he said, "I'd rather go in my sleep, I think." He glanced…

— Jim Butcher

“Father, we come to You, Father, in the name of the Father, Father we come to You, Father, Father, just, just, Father, Father...' You…

— Tim Hawkins

“I'm not calling you that," she announced flatly. "It's too weird. I'm going to call you Carl." "I don't want you to call me…

— Sarah Rees Brennan