“There are some men who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“My sex life is okay." "Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“All my adult life I've hidden behind mascara. And if I'm really insecure, I add eyeliner. (Stephanie, Chapter 10)” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman’s life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me—not forever, but… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I take in a lot of stuff from real life, movies, television, news and it all gets mixed in my head and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My world is better. Why would I want to waste my time playing golf? I can get up in the morning and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I’m a classy guy.” Ranger scooped up a handful of popcorn. “A little girl’s life is at stake. That doesn’t leave… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“...life is a jelly donut. You don't really know what it's about till you bite into it. And then, just when you… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was not husband material. He was a heart-stopping handsome Latino, dark-skinned and dark-eyed. He was strong inside and out, an enigma… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I've read comics all my life and have wanted to write a comic for as long as I can remember. Alex Barnaby… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Why do you gotta be going somewhere? Seems like it should be enough that we had nachos. And we got meaningful jobs.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
