Life Quotes by Janet Evanovich

Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded.

— Janet Evanovich

“There are some men who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever.”

— Janet Evanovich

Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.

— Janet Evanovich

“Exercise improves your sex life. Ranger to Stephanie”

— Janet Evanovich

“every other aspect of his life. He had the”

— Janet Evanovich

“I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think…

— Janet Evanovich

My world is better. Why would I want to waste my time playing golf? I can get up in the morning and…

— Janet Evanovich

I take in a lot of stuff from real life, movies, television, news and it all gets mixed in my head and…

— Janet Evanovich

Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on…

— Janet Evanovich

“My sex life is okay." "Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.”

— Janet Evanovich

THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman’s life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me—not forever, but…

— Janet Evanovich

“Yeah, I’m a classy guy.” Ranger scooped up a handful of popcorn. “A little girl’s life is at stake. That doesn’t leave…

— Janet Evanovich

“All my adult life I've hidden behind mascara. And if I'm really insecure, I add eyeliner. (Stephanie, Chapter 10)”

— Janet Evanovich

“...life is a jelly donut. You don't really know what it's about till you bite into it. And then, just when you…

— Janet Evanovich

“Why do you gotta be going somewhere? Seems like it should be enough that we had nachos. And we got meaningful jobs.…

— Janet Evanovich

He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he…

— Janet Evanovich

I've read comics all my life and have wanted to write a comic for as long as I can remember. Alex Barnaby…

— Janet Evanovich

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance…

— Janet Evanovich

“Ranger was not husband material. He was a heart-stopping handsome Latino, dark-skinned and dark-eyed. He was strong inside and out, an enigma…

— Janet Evanovich

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it.…

— Janet Evanovich

Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the…

— Janet Evanovich

I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all…

— Janet Evanovich