Food Quotes by Janet Evanovich

“Dancing hotdogs don't say shit.”

— Janet Evanovich

About that proposal, cupcake..." Morelli

— Janet Evanovich

You're such a cupcake.

— Janet Evanovich

I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.

— Janet Evanovich

With the exception of dessert, food is food.

— Janet Evanovich

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

— Janet Evanovich

“If you buy chocolate with loose change the calories don’t count.”

— Janet Evanovich

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

— Janet Evanovich

“Cooking wasn’t so bad, I thought. In fact, it was a lot like sex. Sometimes it didn’t seem like such a good…

— Janet Evanovich

Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they…

— Janet Evanovich

What are you doing back at the bakery?” I asked [Diesel]. “Did you know Wulf was here?” “No. I knew food was…

— Janet Evanovich

“Then you know that my portrayal was dead-on. He breaks into homes and asks children to eat him. He's obviously not a…

— Janet Evanovich

And something chocolate, of course. A meal was not a meal without some sort of chocolate for desert.

— Janet Evanovich

I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I…

— Janet Evanovich

“Lennie Smullenski and Anthony Zuck bake the goodies in the back room in big steel ovens and troughs of hot oil. Clouds…

— Janet Evanovich

Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. "How does he always get food stuck to him?" I asked Morelli. "I…

— Janet Evanovich

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it.…

— Janet Evanovich

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and…

— Janet Evanovich

Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex.…

— Janet Evanovich

“I was pressed for time, so all I was able to whip up was deviled eggs with a dollop of Tsar Nicoulai…

— Janet Evanovich

Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all…

— Janet Evanovich

“A complete stranger--a giant pancake, no less--has just appeared in their home," Boyd said. "Why isn't anyone reacting to this? Wouldn't they…

— Janet Evanovich