Quote by Janet Evanovich Download Open image ““Dancing hotdogs don't say shit.”” — Janet Evanovich ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything.” — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
“This might be the last time you get to drive the beef bus to tuna town,” I say. “You’d better make it good, so… — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
“Bitches ain't shit, and they ain't sayin' nuthin'. A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nuthin'.” — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
“She didn’t like processed meat. He learned this fact when she screwed up her nose and uttered an “ugh” noise after he had offered… — Lauren Carr Copy Share Image
“This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!” — Kathy Bryson Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
