Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I could imagine her as a kindergartener, making a high-tech raid on the family cookie jar.” — Stuart Gibbs Copy Share Image
You can think somebody's stealing from the cookie jar, but if you don't catch him you don't catch him. — Matt Serra Copy Share Image
“A friend... sort of. Ren watches me like I'm a cookie jar he wouldn't mind being caught with his hands in.” — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like the last cookie in the cookie jar; broken and alone. — Krystiana Gonzalez Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like the last cookie in the cookie jar,all alone and broken. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar… — Hilary Weeks Copy Share Image
“Boys and girls, you asked good questions, and you asked them nicely and quietly, so I’m putting a cookie token in our… — Laurie Frankel Copy Share Image
“Behind every preventable threat to the future of the human race lurks a boy in a man's body with both hands buried… — Daniel Prokop Copy Share Image
“If I could store any character quality in a cookie jar, I’d store patience. Chocolate-chip patience cookies. And I’d eat them all… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The journey of figuring out how to get the cookies from the cookie jar is more adventurous and exciting than your parents… — Jayden Codner Copy Share Image
Girls liking bad boys is the cookie jar complex. When somebody tells you you can't have a cookie, you want a cookie.… — Harry Connick, Jr Copy Share Image
“Somebody in the family ate the last cookie in the jar, and dad’s not happy! He goes to ask Jack, Jill, and… — J.J. Wiggins Copy Share Image
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
